my vag is so smooth its legendary
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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