If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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