and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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