i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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