I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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