dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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