I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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