is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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