u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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