I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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