we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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