I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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