Me. At least after what I've been through.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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