I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
