we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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