Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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