Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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