Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize