Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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