I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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