Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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