I feel like abortions should bother me more
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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