do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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