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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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