craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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