Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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