drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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