So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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