This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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