Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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