What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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