i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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