Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
