Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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