You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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