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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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