We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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