There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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