i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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