5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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