Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
if only i could text you this smell
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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