I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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