Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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