I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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