There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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