He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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