id be glad to
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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