the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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