Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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