I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She's the barista slut.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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