like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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