At least make sure they are 18
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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