My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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