when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Drunk is not a location!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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