I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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