Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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